I got home from the doctor and all I wanna do is eat chicken and show off my FAT lard body. They always tell me to lose weight, but I don't want to. It feels better instead to talk about my gains - my ever growing poundage from your spoiling that will just make me even FATTER and even less healthy. It's so deliciously hot that I couldn't stop eating and growing if I wanted to. Hopefully sometime I'll need bedrest and life support