You might be aware, from all the times you were sexually rejected, that women tend to have a ‘list’. A list of what they’re looking for in a man, a list of what they find attractive, etc. I’m going to go through some of the more common traits a woman might desire, and see how you score today, as I’m dressed in my hot referee outfit and thigh high socks. You know, traits like financial security, and height, and sense of humor, and a fun friend group. Oh, and when you’re weak in one area, you know you have to make it up in others too, right? So if you’re short, you better be extra rich, or have exceptional stroke game. Ooops…you fail on all these points, huh? And that’s why you’re here. You simply have too many fouls on your record. That’s okay. At least that means you cum extra hard when I verbally humiliate you for it, right?