Sweetie, I want you to know you're like a real son to me. You're just so amazing and I love you. I do need to talk to you about something though. So you know, your father and I have been trying to get pregnant right? You've probably heard us? Well it's a bummer because we haven't had any luck. I'm coming to you today to ask for your help. You will? Oh my goodness that is amazing. How? Well, we're going to have sex honey. I am going to take you through your first sexual experience so that you can impregnate me. We can't tell your father though okay! Go ahead and pull your pants down, I can see you're already hard honey. Oh wow... you're even bigger than your father!