(CUSTOM) It's your birthday, but Miss Deviant has decided to fuck it up royally. Not only has she intercepted all your birthday cards, taken any money out of them, and destroyed them, but she's changed the venue of your surprise party, neglecting to tell you where it is. You have to find it, while your party guests assume you're not coming and have decided to go home. Surely, that's an end to her cruelty, right? Nope. She's made you a special birthday cake, topped with her husband's cum, his nasty toe jam, and sprinkled with her toenails. You'd better be grateful for her going to so much trouble. And when she sings a cruel “Happy Birthday” to you, you'll soon learn how Miss Deviant really feels about you!