I gave you a choice: either you tell her or I will. If you’re buying this, I’ll assume you’d rather I do it myself. Not a problem, I actually love the opportunity to tell your wife about how much of a horny, porn-addicted beta you are and all the reasons she would be better off without you! And of course, I’m not holding back: she deserves to know the kind of “man” she really married. I’m willing to bet this exposure is going to get you throbbing like all the other humiliation you’re used to enduring from me, so I guess it’s still a win-win! Can’t wait to have you all to myself as the horny gooning loser you are.