How did you know that I wanted a living, breathing snack as a birthday gift? Have you been planning this all year? Did you shrink yourself just for Me? This is all such a big surprise! Nonetheless, I am overjoyed that you are giving yourself to Me on this very special day. I’ve enjoyed a luscious dinner, a cake that could make your mouth water and countless birthday treats, but nothing will be just as satisfying as you, sweetie! Being able to devour your entire body in one gulp will be the best gift I’ve gotten for My birthday this year. Your selfless sacrifice will complete this lovely evening. Since My stomach is full of birthday goodies, the digestion will be long and slow. I won’t be surprised if I wake up tomorrow morning and you’re still squirming in My belly! Submitting to My digestive system is an intense final act and a wonderful gift. It will be the last thing you ever do but it’s all worth it to please Me. It’s My birthday after all and you wouldn’t want to disappoint.