I’m heavily pregnant in the third trimester, and the symptoms are really starting to get to me! In this video, I address myself as Mommy, while waddling around and complaining about my back ache, heartburn, contractions, tight skin, stretch marks and more. Eventually, I get so tired that I sit down, angling the camera so you can get a very good look at my massive belly - I continue to complain about being in the 97th percentile, before demanding a large bowl of ice cream to get over my heartburn.