While I had a really great time on our date last night, you took me by surprise when you showed me your tiny cock. I didn’t even know dicks could get that small. I feel bad for you, so I’m going to do something nice for you. I’m going to panty hump that tiny little dick of yours. It’s so small and pathetic. Be grateful that I am even taking pity on you and consider yourself the luckiest guy on earth that I’ll hump your weak little cock. After all, with a cock that small… it’s not like you’re getting pussy anyways.