Hi, son! What a nice surprise! Come in, can I get you anything? Oh is that your girlfriend calling? Geez, shes being such a bitch to you sweetie! AND was she sooo jealous of us that she thinks we are FUCKING?? Oh, wow!! She's calling AGAIN?? Well, answer it....and dont you think we should REALLY give her something to be jealous about?? Enjoy! Xo, Vera James