Did you know what you can do with a balloon? no ? Then I'll show you ;) because just inflating it would be far too boring for me... I'll let you be there live by letting you intensely feel the noises as it gets bigger and bigger as it inflates... that noise when I close it and only when the hot thing bursts.. OMG that's a very cool sound, don't you think so? But of course I exaggerate and start rubbing it against me and even sitting on it. You're just imagining that you're the balloon, right?