I don't have penis envy, that isn't the reason I went on testosterone and made my clit huge. I just love clits and wanted mine to be bigger! However, I do covet prostates... I already enjoy anal sex, but protate orgasms sound amazing! Still, I bet I can have a good time with this purple silicone prostate toy. First, I slide a speculum into my pussy and spread it open, so my gaping urethral opening falls into view. The prostate wraps around the urethra where it connects to the bladder, so maybe the analogous use of this toy would be fucking my urethra and rubbing the entrance of my bladder. I fuck my peehole with it until I cum, rubbing my big clit with my gloved fingers. As I take the prostate plug out of my urethra, I squirt pee out alongside it. As I remove the speculum, I talk about whether I'd choose to have a prostate rather than a peehole that I can fuck with dildos. I think my peehole wins, as places to put this toy go, but I do still love playing with prostates. While I muse about my enjoyment of other people's prostates, I try something new, suctioning the toy in place over my clit. I could use it as a strap-on, and rub a prostate with the curved tip while feeling everything in my clit! I stroke the silicone toy until I shudder with another small orgasm. Which use of my prostate toy is more exciting? Fucking my stretched peehole, or suctioning it onto my fat clit and then sliding it into a willing ass?