Delayed til desperation. That's the theme of today's piss clip. Come with me as I literally narrate every moment until I sit down on the toilet to relieve myself. Watch as I distract myself, or try to at least, by tidying the bathroom until I'm so desperate to pee that I quite literally rip my pants to do it. The 40+ second stream is more than I could have hoped for, I'm quite proud of it. Dizzy over it even. Because I'm speaking directly to you as I use the bathroom, the clip also doesn't end when I leave the bathroom. How does it end you ask? I guess you'll just have to watch to find out.