The walls in this house are thin. I have heard far too much of what you get up to and frankly, I am sick of it. All you do is wank all day every day and this has to stop. So, I got you a chastity device. I know under the blanket you're excited but, I will be putting it on you today even if that means I have to milk you first. I didn't raise a wanker so kiss your wanking days goodbye.