Don't be mad but.. your coworker, or I think he's your friend, asked me out on a date. I know you like to watch when I dance with other guys and stuff, but we've never tried a like, date date before. I told him I'd go, I just want to make sure that's OK with you? Ok let me change real quick! What's wrong with my outfit? I mean I want to look hot. I can wear a bra and nude colored panties so they don't show up. I know the dress is just a little see-through. (6 HOURS LATER your wife shows up, makeup a mess, hair crazy, dress askew and she has some stories for you...blowjobs, sex, creampies, possible pregnancy!? And everyone saw...)