There are three reasons why you're always going to be a sexless, pumping, gooning, and losing person. I'm pretty sure you're already familiar with this, but I love to give reminders. Reminders on exactly why you are dealing with the life that you have: Number one, God hates you. God hates you and knows that you're a social fucking reject. You've always been a social fucking reject. So, he created you to be only that. To be amusement for superior black women like me. That's your function. God hates you and wants you to be humiliated and controlled. Genetically. You're not supposed to be spreading your seed. God hates you. The Lord doesn't want you to be anything but a wallet for pretty black girls like me. It's obvious. Reason number two: You will never stop jerking! You don't want to stop jerking. You desire to keep jerking forever and ever because it makes you feel good. It does feel good every time you put your hand on your penis. Fucking your hand feels better than the sex you'll never get. You can forget about having sex; pumping is all you need. All you need is to pump. Now, let's move on to rule three, the very last rule. The most significant rule: I own you. Nothing and no one makes you come harder than Goddess Aspen. You don't want to stop pumping for me. You're not going to stop pumping for me. You're always going to be a little beta-pumping bitch.