Oh, look at my little baby! He's in his dino onesie, with his pacifier and diaper on, just having a blast in front of the diaper shelf! But then, uh-oh! He starts throwing diapers and toys on the floor. That's a no-no! I rush over and scold him gently. I put him over my knees for a spank on his diapered bottom to spread all the mess inside, and say, "That's not how we play, sweetie." Then, I make him pick up the things he dropped. And I lay him down on the bed for his milk bottle while I check and rub his diaper, which is soaked and full of poop.