There's nothing about Locktober that interests you. The thought of being locked up for a month actually turns you off a little... chastity is for losers and incels, and that's certainly not you. You're in a committed relationship and have no problem getting laid... You may not be an incel, but you certainly are a perv. Pervy losers (YOU) are required to participate in Locktober. Does your wife know how much freaky porn you consume? Or how much money you've spent on your porn addiction instead of spoiling her? I didn't think so. If you want your marriage to stay intact, then you will lock up your cock and mail me the one and only key. Yeah, it will be awkward explaining to your wife why you've randomly decided to take a pledge of caged sexual sobriety for a month (and she'll most likely tell her friends how much of a freak you are!), but it won't be NEARLY as awkward as the conversation that could take place after I reveal your shameful wanking habits! Don't want to be left completely sexless and alone? Put on your cage and prepare for a month of blue balls.