We just finished yard work on my property. I am so thankful for your help, as it was a lot of work. I try to pay you, but you decline. So instead, I think of another way to thank you. Your ex-girlfriend told me some stuff about you. Don’t be mad, it’s nothing bad. She told me you have a thing for feet – stinky, dirty feet. So, would you be willing to accept a thank you gift from me? I will let you admire and worship my feet. Yeah?