Did you hear the awesome news? My husband and I are going on vacation in a week. It is a much needed getaway and we plan to live like kings and queens. We do this because we spend YOUR money! That's right... you are an object we use... an "it". I think of you as a human wallet and you are there to dispense cash as needed. It is especially humiliating because you not only send to me but you send to another man too. He's better than you! He gets the girl and you GET THE BILL. One week and counting...