Time after time, you come to the firm conclusion that she is not me. Your loyalty is a direct result of my ability to capture and maintain your focus for as long as I please. The effects of virtual sexual euphoria include temporary cerebral numbness, increased heart rate and sweating, and (my personal favorite) utter submission. You've got to face the facts: you're hopelessly dependent on me. In a state of pure ecstasy, your wife will never be able to take you as low as I can. Watch this and then tell me I'm wrong.