Mulan (whispering to herself): Gotta pee... Comrade: Hey, Mulan, need a break? We can take a quick rest. We could all go pee together, you know, squad bonding! Mulan: Actually, I prefer to go alone. Comrade (teasingly): Oh, come on, Mulan! Don't tell us you're shy about peeing with us. Are you secretly a girl or something? Mulan(defensively): Ha! Me? A girl? No way! I just don't have to go right now. A while later… Mulan (whispering to herself): Damn it... I can't hold it much longer... Comrade: Hey, Mulan, are you okay? You seem a little off. Mulan (startled): Yeah, I'm fine. Just feeling tired, that's all. A few moments later… Mulan: Ah…no…NO! (You lose control and pee your pants) Comrade: Wait, Mulan, did you just...? Oh boy! You said you didn't need to go earlier! Comrade2: (you may use the same AI male voice) Looks like our fearless warrior had a little accident! Guess you should have joined us earlier, huh? Mulan(embarrassed): I... I thought I could hold it. A moment of silence… Mulan (Embarrassed): I... I need to go clean up. Alone. Please, don't follow me. (You walk out and disappear from the camera) The End.