Watch me back as your teacher. Today is where your own clothes day so I’ve decided to wear a little black dress I hope you don’t mind, I talk about today’s expectations while I fart loudly on my chair… I carry on as if nothing is happening. I hand out todays test papers unaware to me I’m farting in your face making my little black dress blow up revealing I have no panties underneath… I fart over and over again completely unaware its me and not the faulty chair.. Time to mark the test papers when I get them the class has written all over them saying how much of a farting teacher, I am… I explain its not me farting and give you all detention… Then I let one big fart out and I realise it’s me all along.. Mrs farty no pants shall be my new name. #fart #farting #gassy #teacher #onlyevamarie