"Dear Goddess May, I'm a pathetic virgin loser who is almost 30 and still lives at home. Would it be possible to order a custom clip in which you make fun of me and make me do degrading tasks with my p.arents' dirty laundry? It can be as humiliating and gross as you'd like. Shot at an angle from below looking up at you, like in your "Your New Menu..My Socks!" clip would be amazing as well if possible. Thank you in advance, Goddess!"