It's the most beautifully painful time of the year, My aspiring eunuchs: Choptober, the month dedicated to teaching you just how useless your cock and balls are! Join Me each Monday for a new mantra, each designed to drag you into the ranks of My dickless, ball-less slaves. Week 1 starts soft, but rest assured, My poisonous propaganda will get more sinister as the weeks go on. The viewer is assumed to have a penis. Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.