Oh my god. Look at that tiny abomination! <br> <br> It's such an itty bitty micro penis. <br> <br> Unable to fuck anyone. You can't even fuck your own hand. <br> <br> Designated to rub it like a clitty, how pathetic. It's so little. Just there to look ridiculous, even your balls look big compared to it. <br> <br> Yes, it looks exactly like this weird potato I'm holding, if you needed a hint. <br> <br> It's a proper micro penis.