You want to be My good little puppy? You want to feel a thick leather collar tighten around your neck as My leash tugs you behind Me? Then you're going to have to prove it. I'm going to put you through your paces. Bark. Wag your tail. Spin. Obey, and you might just get a sweet treat in the form of My divine spit. Submitting feels so good, doesn't it, doggy? Gender neutral. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.