It doesn't sound crazy to call yourself a chronic masturbator? A jerkaholic? Jerking junkie...? Hahah it doesn't make you feel like a loser? A hand humping fool? The name alone sounds so stupid, but then you think about what exactly someone who would be considered a chronic masturbator would be doing... at all times of the day... everyday... it's laughable. you should be EMBARASSED, that this is you ahahahah