Do you remember when you bought me this black bra and lace panties? I don't think I've ever worn them for you... and it's been so long since we last fucked... I want you to take your clothes off and start stroking for me. Now that I have you here weak, vulnerable, horny... I want to have a little chat about something while you continue to stroke. I've been fucking your best friend of 10 years for the last few months. He started coming onto me after we got back from the Cabo trip and we've been having an affair ever since. Awww look at your face babe. Are you really that surprised? He's SO much more successful than you, 6'4 with tattoos everywhere, goes to the gym everyday, and loves to take me to the best restaurants in town. The most amusing part of this affair is the fact that you're not going to do a damn thing about it. Your family would disown you if they found out your supermodel girlfriend dumped you and left. You're going to carry on with a big smile on you face as if we never had this conversation. Now that that's out of the way, go fetch the car keys so you can drive me to his place for dinner tonight.