I catch you staring at my bum - it's gotten so big hasn't it?! Ever since I moved in, you've been making such amazing food and I've been a fat cow eating it all. What?! You've made more food?! What are you trying to do? Fatten me up!? You are!? Knowing this, I get really excited and start right away by eating the delicious cupcakes and cookies you made for me. I feel like I'm going to pop! You have to roll me on the bed where I can barely see over my stomach! Kisses and Shamrocks, Irish Skylar xx