I am your landlady and I’m really not happy with the state of my house which you rent. I want significant improvements and I want them fast. But to resolve it we are going to play a game of higher or lower and every time someone loses a round they have to remove an item of clothing. It doesn’t go well for me as I keep losing and having to strip out of my clothes and underwear. But you have another surprise waiting for me in another room, as I find myself bound and ballgagged and naked as I’m covered in buckets of gunge. Not the outcome I was expecting.