I've just had my pot of coffee, and now it's time to break the dam. Climbing my tower to get to the throne is a feat of strength when I needed to pee as badly as I do. It feels like a big one, like I might be here a while. I pull my leggings down around my ankles and sit on the toilet, and start pissing.. 20 seconds of absolute heaven as relief engulfs my entire being. I begin to wipe & toss the toilet paper into the toilet. I stand up and see you! You are so tiny, I didn't even see you when I first came into the bathroom! Then I look into the bowl with a look of surprised disappointment, and with that, I flush.