WHY DID I JOIN THE NAVY? Now I'm in trouble abroad, and I've been sentenced to 400 strokes of the Cat O'Nine Tails! I remove my naval uniform and wait to be called to the parade square, wearing nothing but my tan tights, blue bra and blue panties. I have a look at the whip, and speculate about how much it's going to hurt (PROBABLY HUGELY) eventually, I decide that the best thing to do is to add some padding - an extra pair of blue panties, and an extra pair of shiny tan tights. Surely that'll make the punishment more bearable, as long as no one notices? But how humiliating to be punished in front of so many people!
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