Welcome back! I know how much you hate going on your extended work trips. you'd rather be here with your Wife... well don't worry, your "Wife" has been kept warm by another man. Which brings Me to the big new I have. I'm PREGNANT! No need to do the math... it's very obviously not yours. Another man impregnated Me while you were gone, and well this is just the beginning of the new life We're about to embark on.