I got all dressed up in lingerie, waiting for you to get home from work. You're late so I decided to play a video game on your desktop when to My shock and surprise, your web browser was filled with pages upon pages of GAY PORN! You never gave Me any indication in the past that you had a male infatuation. I'm completely disgusted by your blatant lies that I'm sure you've been hiding since we met. I wait for you with My rage growing by the second. You come home to Me, and its clear that the jig is up. The cat is out of the bag and I'm prepared to first, break up with you cruelly. Second, completely annihilate and fuck with your head with heavy scolding and merciless humiliation. Finally, informing you that your "secret" will no longer be private. In fact it will be VERY public. I have all of your contacts. Personal. Business. Your enemies. Your ex's. Everyone you've ever known will see that you are not only a liar, but a GAY cheater. A dishonest, repulsive individual with skeletons hiding with you in that closet. I'm excited to spread it around far and wide so everywhere you go, people will be looking at you. Judging you for your obsession with dicks and getting railed by them. CW: Gay slurs used frequently.