'My sex life is an absolute disaster of sadness: I’m 47 years old and I have a tiny penis (about 3” long and thin). I lost my virginity when I was 22, and I’ve only had sex 3 times total (once each with 3 women). All 3 times I was wearing a condom, so even though I’ve had sex, I don’t REALLY know what a pussy feels like. I also cum very quickly. The first and last time I lasted about a minute or two. The middle time was the worst; I started to cum before I even got all the way inside her. The first two girls told me I was the smallest they’d ever seen (they were both very mean and angry at me for wasting their time). The last girl didn’t say anything but I could tell she was not happy. I’ve never had a blowjob, never used any position other than missionary, and literally never made a girl cum. Please make fun of me for having such a sad and empty sex life." MarkUp Codes For My Good Boys: God77785 SimpNation Markup 100% God15128 MyBestBoy Markup 50% God85261 MyGoodBoy Markup 25%