It’s that time again. That’s right. Your monthly loser tax is due. Pay up, loser! You are oh so lucky to inhabit the same planet as me. Losers like you were born to be useful to Goddess Venus. Do you like my new sweater? This zipper is sooooo deep, sooo hot, and soooooo good for tease & denial. You do love being taunted by me after all. I love making you weaker and weaker and weaker for me, reject. Now make sure you’re all caught up on previous loser taxes. If not it’s time to pay the fuck up, l-o-s-e-r.