(This was a custom that does not include any names)

I haven’t seen you since our break up years ago, and have been living my best life since. I’m in town for the weekend and of course I have to run into you, yes I am looking even hotter than the last time you saw me no surprise there. I noticed the ring on your finger and ask if you’re married now, you are. That poor girl has no idea what she’s gotten herself into I’m so glad you’re no longer my problem look at you still out running around in the bars acting like you’re single some things never change. The only thing I actually enjoyed about our relationship looking back was boxing with you, getting to punch that smug face in never got old. Oh I didn’t hit you hard? That’s because I didn’t want to damage your fragile male ego. I could kick your ass and knock you out cold. Don’t think I can? Let’s go! Let’s go back to my hotel right now, I brought my boxing gloves with me I’m going to give you the beat down you always deserved. I’m going to completely emasculate you, and leave you whimpering begging me to stop you fucking pussy.