Soooo, you might notice that I'm in a pretty good mood today, step-bro! Wanna know why? Well, remember that guy in school who used to beat you up and take your lunch money all the time? I couldn't believe it myself at first, but we are dating now! Our chemistry was just too perfect to ignore. In fact, I think we bonded over the fact that we both hate you. You were always such an easy target for bullying, that's why I never stepped in to help you. I thought it was funny! And now, he's going to be coming over all the time. Isn't that exciting step-bro? No? You don't approve of my new relationship? Omg, it's like you don't even want me to be happy! Since you're being such a loser about all this, I will make you accept it with my big fat ass! I put it right in your face and rip nasty gulpy farts through the tight denim! How about now, step-bro? Still going to refuse to accept your new life? Too bad no one cares about your approval! You're just a fart eating bitch and everyone knows it! That's why we're going to beat you up and fart in your face every time he comes over. And I'm going to lock you in chastity so there's no funny business! You're going to spend the rest of your life a virgin, suffering in the stench of your hot step-sister who is dating your bully!