You must stop everything you are doing, and immediately stroke. Let shame, fear, social inhibitions fade away. Gooners do not think. Gooners do not make decisions. Gooners do what they are told. You penis is your master now. Submit to it’s will, and achieve a nirvana of which you have never known. Your penis will be the pillar of strength that you have always needed. If you are new to the Gooning 365 Program, start at the beginning to learn core tools and values of Gooning! 'Welcome to Gooning 365' and 'Gooning 365 P.E.N.I.S. Goals'.