You’ve booked a vacation in Jamaica for your wife. You think everything is perfect until a big black cock pokes out of a hole over the bed. There are multiple holes in the room. This is unacceptable! You speak to the front desk but they’re no help. Every fucking room is booked in the hotel and every hotel within some miles! With no choice but to stay in your assigned room, the two of you decide to make the best of it. A hot shower and a pitiful beta pump. How cute. Hahahaha It’s the middle of the night. Your wife is missing from bed and there are some loud slapping/banging noises coming from the other side of the room. Getting up, you go over to discover that your wife is taking advantage of one of the holes in the wall. Headphones on!