- Real farts! - my asshole blooming like a flower. So we are hanging out talking or whatever, you fart loudly, get a little embarrassed, say "oops I farted" and then you see I like it. You then undress and fart more for me (it can be a compilation at this point), and continue teasing/talking about farting. Say "did you hear that?" , “Please don’t laugh” and "I can't believe you heard me fart!" I would want the farts to be real (not sound effect), would love some close-ups if you are comfortable with that and will be patient.. I prefer a natural feel and style and a variety of different poses/positions. Thank you!