Yes, you read correctly; your cock's so small it ruined my 20/20 Vision! Now you owe me for Lasik. Pay up!! Watch as another tiny dicked Loser tries to have a live cam show with me. I don't know why they even bother? They never fail to ruin my day. How am I supposed to get excited after seeing a cock that abysmally small? Seriously, I'm going to have to up my small dick tax, and start refusing C2C with these Chumps. Otherwise my sex life is going to be ruined forever; by the pathetic and ingrained images, of all of these maggot dicked little failures! The only positive to this, is that it's comedy gold. Watching these poor excuses for men, rub their little nubs away furiously, is my funniest pastime. I can't wait to go out with my friends, and describe this latest Loser to them. They don't even believe cocks that small exist, they think I'm making it all up!