You've been awfully good lately, I think you deserve a little treat! I know exactly what you'd consider to be a treat, I've seen your search history. I know you try to hide it, I know you delete it when you're done but I know anyway, I have cameras everywhere. My favourite piece of spyware watches you all the time, I know all the porn you watch. I know all about your love of handjobs, so I thought just this once I'd be "nice", can't promise we have the same definition though!