You are a fucking loser. That much is obvious. But that’s not even the best part of all this. The BEST part is all the things that being a loser makes you do for me. I’m here to make you fetishize your loser life even more. I’m here to make you do things that even YOU thought were to low for you. I can always take you lower. I can do whatever I want with you. Because that little dick pumping addiction I’ve instilled into you isn’t going anywhere. And neither are you, creep.