Kneel in front of The Ringmaster, dog. Take this collar, the mark of your obedience, and put it around your neck. Now it's time for your first training lesson. You don't have to think, you just have to listen to my commands and obey them. You're not a human anymore, you're just a docile pet that barks, rolls, sits and humps. Remember that good pups get rewarded while the bad ones get punished by my whip.