What's more fun than dressing up in cute themed outfits and going out to party? Nothing really other than teasing you with my socks. You're not going out tonight, you get to stay home and think about how sweaty these socks are going to get, think about the green beverages I'm gonna spill on them, think about whatever else is going to happen while I wear them. I've already been wearing them all day long, so they should smell pretty good. Put your nose up to them and give them a sniff, I want you to remember that sent and think about it while I'm out. And if you're a good boy for me, paying for all my drinks, maybe I'll let you huff them when I finally come home!