Like you weren't even there. So tiny and quiet, I didn't even notice you as was towering over you, changing the toilet paper. If I'd have changed the garbage bag, I'd have crushed you with it without even noticing. Congrats on escaping with your life. Sliding my leggings down my tree trunk legs, I lower myself down onto the seat to let the pissing commence.. 5 seconds.. 10 seconds.. 20 seconds.. longer.. ending it off with a fart so hard I swear it rumbled the toilet seat.. Did you feel it?