I just finished up my show at the Circus and finally have a little bit of downtime! So what does a cute clown like me have to do on their time off? Well, practice of course! You see, the Circus Fatman and I have a little ongoing competition to see who has the biggest and best burps. I really want to blow him out of the water so I've been buying tons of 2Ls of soda to bloat me up and give me the deepest burps I can get. If I'm going to want to beat him I'm going to have to put in the work and practice. And I've been looking forward to this all day, now I can finally relaxing and gulp down my pop and belch as loudly as I'd like! The first burp I have is totally small and pathetic, but immediately after I start to get the hang of it again and let rip some seriously deep and rude belches. I alternate between chugging my soda, swallowing a little air, and belching as loudly as I can! I try to make them longer each time, but the longer I do it the more I come to realize that each burp is a snowflake, all unique in their own special way! And sometimes those snowflakes get stuck down deep in my gut and I have to shake them loose by jiggling my belly or wait for them to combine with other snowflakes until they turn into a super long frankenstein snowflake! There are truly tons of different burps in this one, and a couple of times you can even hear my belly gurgle or how I start to get a hiccup here and there before each one. I've definitely impressed myself with a lot of these burps today, but I definitely need some more practice! A cute and bubbly burping clip all decked out in full Clown costume! Includes soda chugging, a little bit of bloated belly, jiggling/bouncing, and lots of running commentary on all my different burps and how they feel!
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