You're headed out the door when your step-mom stops you to ask about where you're going, if you'll be safe. She just gets so worried about you, you know with you being so short and all. She's not even sure how you turned out so short, so abnormal for this family. Step-mom starts saying how your issues in life, especially dating, all stem from you being short! She humiliates you, in a caring way, about your hand size and foot size too! Step-mommy is just so concerned, you get swept up in crowds because you're so short. Will your tall friend be going out with you today? Can she speak to him, please? He needs to know how to take care of you like your tall step-mommy does!