The Goonathon has been hijacked by Satan herself, pulling you in deeper into the vortex than ever before. When I’m finished there will be no going back, you’ll be trapped in the goonhole forever, addicted and solely living to goon. It’s too late for you, I’m too magnetic, too sexy, too beautiful. The urge to jerk and goon right now is building up inside of you, your cock does all the thinking and your body merely follows. It’s time to rot your brain. Fill your weak gooner mind with my porn, tits, ass and follow along with my jerking motions. Be a good goon zombie and do as you’re told, it’s your only purpose in life. Goon for me NOW!